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Biweekly Fit Report

Post-purchase fit survey → one-screen report + stateful adjustment watchlist. Published HTML dashboard included.

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Live pull of Bernie's last posts in this channel. Numbers below are extracted from the actual Slack message.

2026-10-20 14:03:30 UTC · Open in Slack ↗
1. Gut promoted WATCHING →
PERSISTENT* (gut room on 2XL/3XL recommended)
5. NEW qualitative signal
grey vs black color inconsistency (worth a vendor check)
Full message text
Link verified — title contains the RUN_DATE. Now the channel post. Highest-priority bullets:

1. Gut promoted WATCHING → *PERSISTENT* (gut room on 2XL/3XL recommended)
2. 3XL Tall at 9 periods PERSISTENT — overdue
3. 2XL shirt length PERSISTENT holds (grade-step fix)
4. Core body M–L on first clear (drop counter 1)
5. NEW qualitative signal: grey vs black color inconsistency (worth a vendor check)

Here's your updated breakdown for the sizing survey.

📊 Fit Report — 2026-10-20  ·  14d ending 2026-10-20, n=920

Top things to know:
• Gut too snug XL–2XL–3XL is now PERSISTENT (2 periods) — 3XL gut 66% wants-looser 100/0, heavy tail 286+ lbs still 55–64% at pooled. Recommend adding gut room on 2XL/3XL.
• 3XL torso too short / tall-size requests at 9 periods PERSISTENT — 3XL shirt length 57% wants-longer 100/0, 6'3"+ pooled 54% (−16pp), 9 tall-size comments. Ship the Tall / longer 3XL body.
• 2XL shirt length still PERSISTENT (7 periods) — back as problem cell 69%, wants-longer 66/34. Fix the 2XL→3XL length grade.
• Core body length runs long (M–L) cleared threshold this period — drop counter 1 of 2; one more quiet period and we drop it.
• New qualitative signal from two independent voices (L and M): grey shrinks tighter than black / clean slate — not a pattern defect, worth a dye-lot / fabric-weight check with the vendor.
2026-10-06 14:03:17 UTC · Open in Slack ↗
XL sleeve verbatim
"The sleeves could be 1/4" tighter" — the arms Tighter-dominant 80/20 is a quarter-inch calibration, not a size up.
Full message text
Link verified. Title contains the RUN_DATE. Now assembling the channel post.
Here's your updated breakdown for the sizing survey.

📊 Fit Report — 2026-10-06  ·  14 days ending 2026-10-06, n=355

Top things to know:
• 3XL Tall / longer 3XL body is now 8 periods PERSISTENT — pooled 6'3"+ sits at 53% perfect (−16pp), 39% want longer. Ship it.
• 2XL shirt length is back as a problem cell at 65% (76% want longer) — 6 periods PERSISTENT. Fix the 2XL→3XL length grading step.
• L shirt length 64% with 72% wanting shorter — 5 periods PERSISTENT. Shorten the L body a touch.
• Quiet period: nothing moved ≥4pp. M arms too loose RESOLVED and dropped; one new small-n WATCHING item — 3XL neck wants looser (n=29) — carrying one period before any action.
• XL sleeve verbatim: "The sleeves could be 1/4" tighter" — the arms Tighter-dominant 80/20 is a quarter-inch calibration, not a size up.
2026-09-22 14:03:57 UTC · Open in Slack ↗
Two RESOLVED (2 clears each)
Chest running loose XL–2XL–3XL, and the XL shirt length direction-split. Dropped.
Full message text
Everything filed and verified: markdown at `2026-09-22-fit-report-10.md`, LATEST.md updated, PLANNING.md appended, HTML dashboard published and title confirms RUN_DATE. Delivering the channel post as my final response.

Here's your updated breakdown for the sizing survey.

📊 Fit Report — 2026-09-22  ·  14 days ending 2026-09-22, n=720

Top things to know:
• Gut too snug at XL–2XL–3XL is back on the watchlist (XL 69%, 2XL 65%, 3XL 66% — all "wants looser", 226+ lbs pooled 67% vs 77% overall). It was RESOLVED last month; flagging as re-emergence, not silent re-add. Watching one more period before recommending a waist grade change.
• 3XL torso / Tall body is now PERSISTENT for 7 periods (3XL shirt length back at 65%, 92% want longer; 13 tall-size comments this window). Ship the Tall / longer 3XL body — evidence has not softened.
• Core body length runs long at L is PERSISTENT for 4 periods (L shirt length 65%, n=232, 57% want shorter). M cleared. Shorten the L body a touch.
• Arms +4.3pp to 81.2% — improvement, still Tighter-dominant but M cleared its problem-cell threshold. WAIT — reassess next period before any sleeve/bicep rev.
• Two RESOLVED (2 clears each): Chest running loose XL–2XL–3XL, and the XL shirt length direction-split. Dropped.
2026-09-08 14:03:38 UTC · Open in Slack ↗
Full message text
Title contains RUN_DATE. Link verified. Now the channel post.
Here's your updated breakdown for the sizing survey.

📊 Fit Report — 2026-09-08  ·  14 days ending 2026-09-08, n=282

Top things to know:
• 3XL torso + tall-size demand PERSISTENT (6 periods) — ship the Tall / longer 3XL body.
• 2XL shirt length runs short PERSISTENT (5 periods) — fix the length grade between 2XL and 3XL.
• Core body length runs long PERSISTENT (3 periods, M+L merged) — shorten the M and L body a touch.
• Shirt length -4.8pp to 66.1% and Neck +4.9pp to 83.6% — the length drop is those existing PERSISTENT items resurfacing (act via them); on neck, wait a period (L/XL want tighter, 2XL wants looser).
• M arms is back below threshold (61%, n=31, wants tighter) — new WATCHING, not acting yet.
2026-08-25 14:04:23 UTC · Open in Slack ↗
Three items resolved (2 clean periods each)
Arms M–XL, Gut 2XL–3XL cell, and Neck too loose. No pattern rev needed on any of them.
Full message text
Title contains RUN_DATE — link verified. Now assembling the #product-dev post.

Top priorities:
1. *3XL torso → 5 periods PERSISTENT* with recommended action (ship Tall/longer 3XL body) — biggest thing, evidence now unambiguous
2. *M shirt length promoted → PERSISTENT* with action (shorten M body)
3. *2XL→3XL length grading step → 4 periods PERSISTENT* (fix the grade)
4. *Chest -4.0pp mover → WAIT, new WATCHING*
5. *Three RESOLVED* (Arms M–XL, Gut 2XL–3XL, Neck too loose) — clean sweep of old items

That's 5 bullets — max cap. Perfect.

Here's your updated breakdown for the sizing survey.

📊 Fit Report — 2026-08-25  ·  14 days ending 2026-08-25, n=416

Top things to know:
• 3XL torso is now 5 periods PERSISTENT — 3XL shirt length dropped to 48% Perfect, 100% want it longer, plus 8 tall-size comments. Evidence is unambiguous: ship a Tall / longer 3XL body.
• The 2XL→3XL length grading step is 4 periods PERSISTENT — 2XL shirt length 69% (82% want longer), 3XL 48% (100% longer). Fix the grade between 2XL and 3XL.
• M shirt length runs long is now PERSISTENT (2 periods) — M at 68% Perfect (n=53), 71% want it shorter. Shorten the M body a touch.
• Chest slipped -4.0pp to 80% with XL/2XL/3XL all trending looser — new signal, added to WATCHING. Wait one more period before touching the chest block.
• Three items resolved (2 clean periods each): Arms M–XL, Gut 2XL–3XL cell, and Neck too

… [continues in Slack]

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